DEAR CENSORED : Je remue le ciel le jour, la nuit

Dear Censored,

The song you were playing yesterday is not mock French. It’s an actual French song by Indila titled Dernière Danse from 2014. It was a smashing hit in Europe, Arabic countries, Russia and India. I don’t know why but the world went crazy for that shit. You can find cover of that song from people all over the world on Youtube. I couldn’t find the version from the Indian Joker’s video but I think I’ve found the creepiest version. It’s by Diana Ankudinova 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wkHr6Hvnuk&feature=emb_logo

This song is probably related to one of the Joker’s movies because people talk about the Joker in the comment section of these videos.  This song reminds me of the movie Eurovision Song Contest with Will Ferrel. That’s the same kind of shit. I don’t understand European pop music. I’ve included a drawing I made this morning inspired by your performance of the Indian Joker. 

-Jons

Dear Censored,

I had a thought while landscaping today that maybe you guys would like to ponder. Apologies if this is ancient chinee secret.
If this is a deadly virus that no one can escape from, shouldn’t the world’s population be declining?
Maybe something interesting to explore. I know COVID is overdone and we’d rather watch weird people on TLC but I haven’t seen anyone report on this. 
From Scotty Unverzagt (Un-ver-zot) you can say my name I’m not a fag.

-Scott

Dear Censored,

Found this thought you would be interested. Put detective shitty on this asap. https://darkoutpost.com/news/barack-obama-arrested-for-espionage/

Dear Censored,

How to be a man

I’ll be watching your movie this weekend it is also available for purchase on Amazon and vudu.

-Bryan

Dear Censored,

When Gavin gets mad at Ryan you need to show this clip, DO IT LIVE! Fuck it!

0:11

-Will

Dear Censored,

Sitting here in Oxford UK, having a cup of tea, saw this man and his rage. https://twitter.com/ScottLoBaido/status/1333926313443385347We have the same problem in the UK. Hostelries have been part an essential part of our lives, literature, art and music for hundreds of years and now these psychopathic twats in our govt are destroying them. If I could I would be out in the street in Staten Island but now that I live in N.Korea, travel is a bit limited. Please show this vid. He has a powerful message.

-Janette (we met at a Tommy Robinson support march)

Dear Censored,

I’m surprised that in all of the episodes of GOML recently Ryan has failed to mention that he’s acquired a mobile home to travel around in. 
It was only when I was getting my daily dose of election fraud coverage from Tommy Robison’s Parler that I found out about it, in a diagram no less.https://parler.com/post/129596b94b0d48ce8b691099f151ea2e
Cheers from the UK,

-Alex

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

I know blondes aren’t your thing Gav but anyway, look up this Dutch conservative firebrand babe;  
Eva  Vlaardingerbroek Also some sick blue collar punk with a grouse animal house parody @ 1:35

Bye
-Z

Dear Censored,

Gav and Ryan check out this woman sucking at football…she made history lol
– Nik

Dear Censored,

They lie to our face! Must see!!!!

-Cody

Dear Censored,

GAVIN ON JOE ROGAN EPISODE #920

Dear Censored,

GAVIN ON JOE ROGAN EPISODE #710

-Bryant

Dear Censored,

The funniest thing about this is that the wikipedia page transitions from female to male a lot faster than the actual person transitioning hahaha.

Dear Censored,

I was watching the show Outlander on Netflix the other day and came across Gavin’s mother! Are you aware of this? (Season 1: Episode 2 – 03:40) In any case, she looks very warm-hearted and I’m starting to wonder if all older Scottish women are exactly like this. Regarding Jimmy Mcinnes, I remember when on the show you brought up than he could begin talking about certain kinds of rain in Scotland and get angrier every second until eventually he would be screaming on the top of his lungs (kinda like you did on Redeye talking about entrepreneurs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTmoa9qXOc8 ). This could be for the suggestion box but I’m pretty sure it would be funny to call him up sometime and ask his opinion on this particular type of drizzle rain.

Anyways, absolutely love the show and I know you said none would take up your advice on reading Albions’ Seed but I did and it is just an astonishing part of history, It makes me want to emigrate to America.

I want to fuck you with high heeled socks on,

-Maxime

Dear Censored,

Here is a good read. It might be useable material for the show.

https://www.employers4equity.org/wp-content/uploads/ourresearch.pdf

Thanks,

-Andrew

Dear Censored,

This video shows GA liberal election official breaking down over threats that are regularly lobbed at the right without a 2nd thought, and no public scrutiny from the media.

P.S. (unnecessary for airing) I’m canceling my subscription because I was laid off in my state of MN, but I will be back. 
I like you more than most of my friends,


-Pat

Dear Censored,

Please check out this ancient chinese classic:
https://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8

-Yev

Dear Censored,

New Yorker spinster cartoon

Dear Censored,

In your show on 11/30 you briefly mentioned “Those experiments where people sit in another room and cause other people pain by pushing a button” in your succinct breakdown of the beurocracy mechanism. The origins and conclusions of that experiment are quite interesting if you don’t know them. Stanley Milgram was a Jewish professor interested in how and why the Nazis had such blind obedience to authority, and created an experiment to test how blind that obedience would be here in the States. 
The experiment was a bit complex: three people take part, a “learner”, a “teacher”, and an “authority figure” (just some guy in a lab coat) . The only person being experimented on is the teacher, who sits in front of an instrument panel with various increasing buttons for voltage that they believe are shocking the learner, with the last button reading “DANGER, EXTREME SHOCK XXX”. The authority figure tells the teacher to read a list of word pairs to the learner, and if the learner was unable to recall what was intended to be memorized (this was scripted so it always happened) they had to increase the voltage. 
I don’t have the stats in front of me, but something like 65-70 percent of people went all the way to pushing the “DANGER, EXTREME Shock XXX” button simply because some guy in a lab coat asked them politely to continue. 
The results he discovered are terrifying and depressing. They suggest that the kind of character produced in American society can’t be counted on to insulate its citizens from brutality and inhumane treatment in response to a malevolent authority. He classified this discovery as “The Agentic State”, the yielding of personal responsibility to an authority figure. The Agentic state is, “Store policy”, “I’m just doing my job”, “You need to fill this out”, “I don’t make the rules”, “Just following orders”, or “It’s the Law”.
You may not read all of this, and that’s okay, I still like you more than a friend.


-Silas

Dear Censored,

 I saw a clip of this and performed due diligence so I could get to the bottom of what the fuck I just witnessed. Apparently this is a thing in Russia. I think it would be really good for Censored if you guys flew Coppercab out there (without food money) so we can watch him get his inbred face smashed by some pink haired lesbian. Of course, I trust you wouldn’t book a return ticket home that way if he were to somehow win, all of us would still win too. Thanks, enjoy. 


-Walt 

Dear Censored,

My brother is a public school employee and holy cow public schools are more messed up more than imaginable. We spent a whole night of him just telling absurdity after absurdity about fat lazy teachers, diversity training, financial waste, etc. Every single one was enough to make you mad that we are paying for this crap. One illustrative story: He  was teaching middle school science and they went to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance and half of his class refused to stand. He couldn’t believe it, and crazy as this sounds, it was illegal for teachers to tell students to stand ( Mind you this is in Utah, one of the most conservative states in the country, albeit in Salt Lake which is liberal) He decided if he couldn’t tell them to stand he would at least pull them aside and figure out what the f was going on.

A few of them had “legitimate” reasons, i.e. they were Jehova’s Witnesses or something like that, but most of them said that after Mr. H’s history class (don’t remember his actual name), they said they didn’t feel comfortable standing for the flag anymore. My brother was shocked, he even talked to the other science teachers about holding a class about why it was important to stand for the flag and what makes America great. Anyway, here is the icing on the cake, later that year Mr. H. was fired and arrested for molesting kids. He was turned in by one of my brother’s students. 

How the F can a country survive when it is paying child abusers to indoctrinate children about how evil their country is?

Anyway, stay strong, love you more than your new sunglasses, 

-Austen

P.S.On thanksgiving meal sizes. 10 would be super small. I have 6 siblings. My siblings have 23 kids amongst them. Just three of my brothers got together for Thanksgiving and that was 19 people (mostly kids). When my whole family (not extended family) gets together it is 37 people. I guess only 14 of those are adults, but still

Dear Censored,

I find it intriguing that people care about gender roles so much they belive in falsidical realities.   Women and Men can be in the same sport leagues ect.    Women have been taught in America that you don’t need a man to be happy.   Doesn’t that ironically reinforce single motherhood. Which plagues certain communities.  
One of my last serious Girl Friends had kid.  She was older then me by a couple years. Weirdly I always acted more maturely.  Where she would show up at my house drunk and just pass out in my Bed.  Then act like it was my fault that she was neglecting her kid.  
Check out this feminist get destroyed by her backwards logic 

Dear Censored,

Hitler had a normal mustache before WW1, but he had to change it to the iconic stache in order to have the gas mask completely airtight.
So having the so-called Hitler mustache is actually a social declaration and single to all other German veterans – that he is still a soldier and that the war never really ended for him.
And another thing, please don’t hang up… nooo//…. .fdd.dfv ….  dfvdf… /// ….. 

Not a Nazi, Just Israeli – we also know Hitler pretty well.
FYI, the reason non-Americans look so uncool is that you’re usually not hearing us speaking our mother tongue – it’s hard sounding cool speaking English with a heavy Israeli accent – words don’t really flow.
I’m not saying we’re cool – just that we’re cooler in Hebrew.
Bye, I’m off to a crazy party at the DISCOTHEQUE!!

-Guy

Dear Censored,

The world could sure use this monologue from Morgan Freeman again. “Like men!” Yes, that is what we need.
Start at 1:10.

-Jonathan

Dear Censored,

 I felt worthless. I felt ugly, I felt gay.
Anywhoodle, last week my 5yr old son told my wife and I that there are no lions in the jungle, only tigers. I asked him how the lion could be the “King of the JUNGLE” if they don’t live in the jungle. Also, there’s that song about the lion sleeping in the JUNGLE.  He was adamant that his public school teacher was right and that I was wrong. I got pissed off at the teacher and did a “hey computer”.  
Turns out all my pop culture evidence was a lie, (it gave me no eagle powers, it gave me no nutrients) and lions, in fact, do not live in the fuggin jungle.
Although it was hilarious to my wife and I, it also felt like a punch to the balls.
PSA:Lions live in the Savanah, NOT in the jungle.
Bonus PSA: There are pink, freshwater dolphins in the Amazon river.
Cheerio Queerios,

-Chris

Dear Censored,

Gavin, ROC (Republic of China) is Taiwan, not Mainland China. China is the PRC (People’s Republic of China). And for the love of God, stop saying that India is close to the Caucasus mountains, it’s NOT!
India is 2521 miles from the fucking mountains, while Turkey and Iran are bordering it. The entire Middle East is closer to the mountains than no toilet having country called India.

Like you more than a friend.

-Omar

Dear Censored,

Vanderbilt University recruits a chick from the girls soccer team to be their football team’s kicker.
Of course the media goes nuts cumming all over themselves about this…She gets in for one play… and kicks a 30 yard kickoff. If you aren;t into football much, that’s super short.
And of course, she gets an SEC football honor for her kick.

All I’m saying is that if she gets ONE HIT on the field, she’ll either die, or the entire college football elites will change ALL the rules to prevent any potential female player from getting hurt.

-Jamieson

Dear Censored,

there is this total alpha male out in the UK standing up to the lockdowns and government tyranny.On instagram he is aronwaltoncreate and cops have come to his tattoo parlor multiple times and he calmly tells them to leave or he will sue them or have them arrested… and they DO leave!He would be a top notch guest on your show, look him up! Total bad ass.Here is a link to one of his videos:

-Jamieson

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CIQIV0ZpbIO/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Dear Censored,

I saw your episode yesterday about Macs public house. What a bunch of true patriots.
Anyway, I went on google maps to find their establishment and leave a 5 star review, and google has shut down reviews! 
I looked at other businesses in the area and all of them have the ability to read and leave reviews. It shouldn’t come as a surprise that Google would do this, but this is a new level of tech censorship. 
Also side note; if they are “giving away food and drinks” for donations, would that also mean they dont have to pay taxes? Genius. 
Thanks for shining a light on these heroes and I hope Ryan finds a dad soon. 

-Tesk

Dear Censored,

It’s seems peculiar to me that the people most likely to vote for traditional values  are apparently the ones most at risk in these “trying times”.  I’ve seen lifelong smokers hole up and kick the habit within weeks of the initial lockdowns and witnessed myriad old ladies cover their faces with their velour blazers as I walked past in the grocery store before masks were the law of the land here in victoria.  I wonder how many seniors in the states who would have otherwise voted for trump but know nothing but cable news flipped for Biden in a worthless act of self preservation.

-Joel

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